Planning a family trip to Las Vegas? Well, you’re either a glutton for punishment or a genius. Either way, we’ve got you covered with a budget-friendly itinerary that won’t leave you crying in a corner of the Bellagio fountains.
Hotel: The Linq – Because Location Matters
Book a room at The Linq Hotel. It’s not the Ritz, but it’s on the Strip, and who needs fancy when you can have a view of the High Roller? Prices start at $22.50 per night, but don’t forget those sneaky resort fees and taxes that magically turn it into $164 for two nights. It’s still a steal!
Day 1: Food Coma, Thrill Rides, and Views
Early Dinner at Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen ($30)
Kick off your trip with dinner at Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen. The portions are so big, you’ll need a forklift to get them to the table. Share a mac n cheese burger, and pretend you’re on a diet… tomorrow.
High Roller Observation Wheel ($26 for two)
Next, take a ride on the High Roller. It’s like a giant Ferris wheel, but with better views and less chance of getting stuck with a screaming kid (unless you’re the one screaming). Catch a daytime ride for a discount.
Window Shopping on Linq Promenade (Free!)
Afterwards, stroll along the Linq Promenade. It’s like a giant outdoor mall, with fun shops along the straightaway. You can window shop without spending a dime, unless you spot something shiny.
Fly Linq Zipline ($86 for Two)
End your night with a thrilling ride on the Fly Linq Zipline. Because what’s more fun than flying over a bunch of tourists while screaming?
Day 2 Itinerary: Hash House, Magic & Eating From a Trash Can
Breakfast at Hash House A Go Go ($30)
Start your day with a massive breakfast at Hash House A Go Go. Their portions are so big, you’ll need a map to find your way around the plate. Share, or risk needing a forklift to get out of the restaurant.
Pool Time (Free!)
Spend some time by the pool. It’s free, and a great way to cool off before your kid starts begging for more snacks.
While the Linq pool isn’t the perfect kiddie pool, it does have a sun shelf for little ones to frog around in, and it allows pool floats and toys.
Dinner: Trash Can Nachos at Flavortown ($30)
Before your evening show, grab dinner at Flavortown for those famous Trash Can Nachos. It’s a meal and a show in one – the show being how quickly you can eat a mountain of cheese and chips.
Potted Potter at Horseshoe ($50 for two)
Finish your evening with Potted Potter, a hilarious comedy show that condenses all seven Harry Potter books into 70 minutes of magical fun.
Day 3 Itinerary: Breakfast and Selfies
Breakfast at Maxie’s on Linq Promenade ($30)
Enjoy breakfast at Maxie’s. Their portions are big, but not as big as Hash House’s, so you might actually finish your meal.
Museum of Selfies ($50 for two)
Spend your last morning at the Museum of Selfies, where you can take a million photos with your kid. It’s like a giant playground for your Instagram.
Grand Total: $500
This itinerary should keep you just at $500. Here’s how it breaks down:
- Hotel: $164 (2 nights including resort fees and taxes)
- Day 1: ~$146
- Guy Fieri dinner ($40)
- High Roller ($26)
- Linq Promenade (free)
- Fly Linq Zipline ($86)
- Day 2: ~$110
- Hash House breakfast ($30)
- Pool (free)
- Trash Can Nachos ($30)
- Potted Potter ($50)
- Day 3: ~$80
- Maxie’s breakfast ($30)
- Museum of Selfies ($50)
Bonus Tips for Surviving Vegas with Kids
- M&M’s World: Let your kid pick some candy from the giant tubes. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the sugar rush.
- Fall of Atlantis Show: It’s free, has pyrotechnics, and is basically a mini-movie. What’s not to love?
- Lake of Dreams at Wynn: Catch this free show for some nighttime magic.
Las Vegas might not be the first place you think of for a family vacation, but with this itinerary, you might just survive (and even enjoy it). So, pack your sense of humor and your wallet, and get ready for a wild ride!
